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Astronaut Ice Cream

by Jay Little Boy

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Cherry Grapes 02:52
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The Cherry Grapes taste fine All I’ve got is the fresh freeze-dried Under my bunk doing time Turning water into wine The Cherry Grapes taste fine Under my bunk perpetrating crimes If the CO drops on by Ill simply say That Aint mine I don’t know what that is… I don’t know how that got there Flying through the dark deep space in a can Will take a heavy toll on a human man Flying through frozen dark space takes time I sip on Cherry Grape it helps to melt my mind The Cherry Grapes taste fine Much better liquefied These trips last such a long time Need to find a new way to pass the time
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L.D.O.F. 03:17
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As we sail the cosmic seas Approaching our first real tragedy I took for granted you see.. A simple little can of fake tropical breeze Its funny what turns out to be A space travel necessity Sometimes it’s the things you cannot see The last drop of Febreeze No crack a window please The Fresh pine scent relief The last drop of Febreeze As we sail the cosmic seas I hear the whispers of a crew mutiny I took for granted you see.. A simple little can of fake tropical breeze Its funny what turns out to be A space travel necessity Sometimes it’s the things you cannot see The last drop of Febreeze Were gonna start to smell the feet No more fresh lemon relief The last drop of Febreeze
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Asteroid Fields 03:40
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Rocks are floating by the windows they’re bumping against the glass You’re rolling the dice trying to fly it right And youre tied really tight to the mast You’re in the Asteroid Fields The Asteroid Fields You might get crushed The GZA warned me once When its to late to activate hyperspace or thrust Rocks are floating by the windows they’re bumping against the glass You’re rolling the dice trying to fly it right You keep double checking the map You’re in the Asteroid Fields The Asteroid Fields You might get crushed The GZA warned me once When its to late to activate hyperspace or thrust Im Terrified, I Don’t wanna die Well I realized too late what GZA the Genius was trying to relate He said Ignorance and misplaced trust your world is soon to be crushed Cause its too late, to activate, hyperspace or thrust Rocks are floating by the windows they’re trying to crack the glass You’re rolling the dice you try to fly it right Stay focused on your task Youre in the Asteroid Fields The Asteroid Fields You might get crushed The GZA warned me once When its to late to activate hyperspace or thrust
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Dehydrator 03:45
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The alarms are beeping at me They say my space ship has sprung a leak Its really sad to see, that the atmosphere wants to leave Well that’s, too bad for me, I’ll be human beef jerky by the end of the week Red lights are blinking at me They say my space ship has sprung a leak Its really sad to see all the atmosphere starting to leave Well that’s, too bad indeed, the astronaut ice cream is gonna be me. Im Dust, Im Dryin Beef jerky in a space suit flyin Im Dust, Im Dryin Deep Space, Deep Fryin Im Dust, Im Dryin Freeze Dried, Freeze Dryin Im Dust, Im Dryin, Space Mummy on the clothes line dryin The alarms are beepin at me They say my space ship has sprung a leak Its was really sad to see all the atmosphere turn and leave Well that’s, too bad for me Ill be human beef jerky by the end of the week
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Tin Can 03:23
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The posters at the mall, spoke right to me, They said, hey little kid dontcha wanna be all that you can be? I’m floating in a tin can In the wreckage of a bad plan That sounded better down on earth I’m floating in a tin can Counting on one hand The minutes I’ve got left The posters at the mall, sang a song to me I moonwalked to the counter grabbed a pen and said Where do I sign and initial these? I’m floating in a tin can Counting on one hand The minutes I’ve got left I’m floating in a tin can Ground up in the wreckage Spit out into no-man’s land The Posers at the mall sang a siren’s song to me I swam over to the rocks And the beautiful people smiled as they ate me I’m floating in a tin can I cant fly and I cant land A pawn stuck in a really bad plan I’m floating in a tin can Ground up by the boss man Spit out into no-man’s land
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Wormhole 03:25
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It’s a hot LZ in the crater below Yeah and Moonbase 3 is lights out and cold Its surrounded by hundreds of Cobra Worm Holes I don’t wanna go Its a hot LZ in the crater below Yeah and Moonbase 3 wont pick up their phone Its surrounded by Cobra Worms in their holes I don’t wanna go Moonbase 3 please advise.. Im seeing Cobra Worms inside your perimeter Do you read Over Cobra Worms are crawling in the crater today Roger That Im on my final descent, Over It’s a hot LZ in the crater below My ship needs repairs so I have to go I hope the Cobra Worms are asleep in their holes I don’t wanna go
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No Palm Trees 04:04
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Radiation warning in sector g p-p-p-please wear your proper rated PPE There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 and they’re too damn cheap to put umbrellas in the drinks They got moondust in large quantities but if you sniff it up your nose all you do is sneeze There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 I thought skippin through the craters was all I would need There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 Radiation warning in sector g p-p-p-please wear your proper rated PPE There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 and they’re too damn cheap to put umbrellas in the drinks They got moondust in large quantities but if you sniff it up your nose all you do is sneeze There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 and strolling through the craters aint enough for me There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 Aloha and welcome to moonbase 3 Keep one eye open don’t fall asleep Aloha and welcome to moonbase 3 Keep one eye open don’t fall asleep Aloha and welcome to moonbase 3 Keep one eye open don’t fall asleep There’s no palm trees here at moonbase 3 and they’re too damn cheap to put umbrellas in the drinks They got that moondust in large quantities but if you sniff it up your nose all you do is sneeze Theres no palm trees here at moonbase 3 Theres no palm trees here at moonbase 3
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Cobra Worms 03:03
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The Cobra Worms moved into the craters today Theyre out there hissing away They keep calling why don’t you come out and play Close the hatch lock the doors throw the keys away The Cobra Worms are out in the craters today Theyre hungry, wanna snack on my brain I play a flute and a basket lid I wave These creatures will not be tamed SOS this is JLB weve got a small problem at moonbase 3 SOS from moonbase 3 the Cobra worms have surrounded me SOS send help please I think I heard them say theyre gonna eat the flesh off of me The Cobra Worms are out in the craters today Be Careful if I step off the porch to play One bite under gunpowder dirt I’ll stay The Cobra Worms are hungry in the craters today
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Burnt Gunpowder 03:20
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Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt I want to get back to the earth Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt You take that helmet off its gonna hurt No more space gold just moon rocks and dirt Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt The intercom is starting to chirp Telling me to get back to my work I break moon rocks to serve my time It’s getting pretty hard to keep the dream alive Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt I want to breathe the smells of the earth They ripped the pockets off of my shirts Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt You take that helmet off its gonna hurt Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt Moon Dirt Powder Burnt Shirt Burnt Gunpowder Moon Dirt No more space gold just moon rocks and dirt

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Continuing saga of a disillusioned homesick space traveller

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released January 15, 2019

Swanky Pete, Rubis Ningyah, Roy Winchester III, Eric Magnussen, Jay Little Boy,

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